Return of Ramsay.

Okay, so first off……… KITCHEN NIGHTMARES IS COMING BACK!!!!!!!!!! Okay, now that I’ve done that, I’d like to formally welcome back Gordon Ramsay, my boo. Not only is he a master wordsmith, zinger-flinger, and all-around well groomed man of insults, he’s amazing at giving people the honest truth. So his first culinary bad dream is the worst we’ve ever encountered on our journey together. It was the only time he flat out left. Amy’s Bakery. This is run by two delusional individuals. One is a bug-eyed, irrational, stick-up-her-ass, blonde “chef” with the reasoning skills and maturity that God gave a used plunger. The other is a 75 year old Godfather wannabe from the middle east……… who threatened to have Ramsay killed. And, yes, these two are married. There truly is someone out there for everyone. Anyways, these two scream at their customers, don’t give their waiters tips, and all around have neither foot in reality. In other words, this is not a Kitchen Nightmare. It’s a Kitchen Funeral, and I’ll be wearing black and attending with popcorn and big foam finger saying “Ramsay”. Cannot wait.

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